Seeking Relief

No, this isn't about the gnats. But, we'll get to that.

This is about the heat, and getting out of it.

Here in southwest Utah it's hot. Blazing hot. In fact, the thermometer on the moose just passed the century mark. And, it's only the middle of the afternoon!

Of course, this is the desert. So, it should come as no surprise. But, this is warm even for Utah's Dixie. And, as we've learned, the difference between 90 degrees and 100 is huge! We've done our best to keep cool, literally and figuratively. But, with the forecast calling for temps over 100 for each of the remaining 10 days of our stay, it's time to bug out.

In the last few days we've searched near and far (actually, very far) for a cool place to call home. With the major Summer holiday just around the corner, we haven't had much luck. (Of course, the fact that we don't have cell service here has made that fruitless task all the more frustrating.) Meanwhile, we've been checking the temps around the region. We've noticed that Bryce Canyon, our next scheduled destination, is consistently 20 degrees or so cooler than here in hot little Virgin. We have a reservation there starting July 7th. Early this morning, we decided to go see what we could do about that.

The drive to Bryce Canyon is about 100 miles, depending on which route you choose. We were there by about 9:00. And, it was cool!!!!!! With windows rolled down, we enjoyed the chilly breeze as we checked out a few campgrounds, and ruled out a couple. When we arrived at the mega-park where we have our future reservation, we cruised through. We had heard this park described be many others as everything from a dust bowl to a circus. But, today it looked like a decent place to stay. (And, did I mention, it was cool?) So, we stopped by the office to see if we could move up our reservation.

Trying to get a Fourth of July reservation just outside a busy National Park is tough any time. We knew we were really pressing our luck today. So, weren't surprised to hear that there wasn't a site available.

"We could put you in overflow," said the cheery lady behind the counter.

With visions of squeezing into some gravel parking lot between two motels and sucking generator fumes, Paul and I looked at each other in a way that let the cheerful gal know we weren't interested.

"But, they have full hookups!" she chimed. "Here's a map. Go take a look."

We hopped back in the Jeep and let the map guide us to the place called overflow. We were pleasantly surprised to find a few rows of pull-throughs with green grass in between. Each site is level and the utilities all look new. It's behind a hotel and far enough off the road to be away from the tourist craziness. We pulled out our phones and put them to the test. We found smokin' hot wifi and plenty of 3G. This could definitely work!

Back at the office we sealed the deal. Miss Cheery picked the best spot available, which features a lovely view of Escalante to the east. We are free to check in after 11 AM on Thursday. Something tells me we'll be there at 11:01!

In less than 48 hours we'll be living life in overflow, where the forecast high is 76 degrees. Relief!!!

Of course, this relief won't come cheap. Even in overflow, the mega-park is spendy. And, this place is pricey. We'll ask for a refund for our remaining days, but aren't really expecting one. Most likely, our six nights in Bryce will be our most expensive camping ever. By far. But, we'll be cool.

And what's our comfort worth? We'll add it up and let you know!

Before I go, back to the gnats. Thank you so much for your helpful hints. I ended up picking up some Benadryl gel to help relieve the itch and some Coleman "Skin Smart" DEET-free repellant to ward off the nasty creatures. Skin Smart has basically the same ingredients as Avon's Skin So Soft. (The next time I see an Avon Lady I'm getting some of that stuff!) So far, it's worked pretty well. But, truthfully, I haven't spent that much time sitting outside.

It's just been too hot!!!

Gnatty

gnat: [nat] noun - any of certain small flies, especially the biting gnats or punkies of the family Ceratopogonidae, the midges of the family Chironomidae, and the black flies of the family Simuliidae. Also known as black fly, midge, mosquito, sandfly and no-see-ums.

Whatever you call them, I'm going absolutely gnatty! The no-see-ums are plentiful here in southwest Utah. They're out all times of the day and night. Yesterday morning we took a beautiful drive up toward Kolob Reservoir and stopped to search for a couple of geocaches. The gnats literally bugged us at each and every stop. We bailed out on one search because the gnats were simply too much.

While the pests just pestered Paul, they made a meal out of me. My arms were covered with flat red spots. Today, they're itchy. Really itchy. And, I've discovered the critters got me in some previously unnoticed places. I'm doing my best not to scratch. Hydrocortisone is my new best friend and I'm going to stay out of the heat, which makes matters worse.

With plans to do some early morning hiking while we're here, I'm trying to find a solution for keeping these bugs at bay while we're out and about. I have one of those Bug Off! personal fan thingies. And, it works great when I'm sitting outside. But, I was wearing that thing yesterday when the gnats attacked! So, I need to find something a little more potent. DEET is out of the question. I tried that once, and it was worse than the bites it prevented.

I've done a bit of research, and am as confused as ever. So, I'm turning to you, dear readers, for your help and wisdom. What's your DEET-free way of keeping gnats at bay?

I look forward to your responses. Now, where did I put that hyrdocortisone?

Dinged

Our drive from Torrey to Virgin was costly. About a mile or so into our drive on Utah's Highway 24, we hit a patch of "loose gravel" that lasted, maybe, a couple of miles. Paul took it extra slow and we thought nothing of it. But, after we arrived here in Virgin we saw the scope of the damage.

Rocky has been hammered!

We've towed that squirrel some 30,000 miles without incident. He maybe, and it's a big maybe, had one stone chip on the front as a result of all that towing. But, this little stretch of two lane in Utah mangled our squirrel up pretty bad.

A headlight was busted. And both fog lights. The grill looks like Swiss cheese. The radiator has been really banged up.

Poor Rocky!

Actually, poor Paul! He's the one who has worked so hard to keep this six-year-old Jeep looking brand spankin' new. We've received many compliments. Several folks have told us it looks much newer than it is.

If Rocky could speak, he might say this is just part of being a Jeep. Jeeps get dinged up, especially Jeeps that are towed behind motorhomes. He thinks it makes him look particularly gnarly, like he's been many miles on some really rough trails.

We replaced the broken headlight. And, the fog lights look like something we'll have to order. That'll make Rocky safe, at least.

He may be feeling especially gnarly, but we must admit we're just a bit sad that our little super dependable squirrel has been dinged up.

The good news is he's paid for. And, he's six years old. And, he's a Jeep. And, that's right. He's a gnarly looking one.

Over the last several months, there's been talk around our house about getting a new, improved, four-door Jeep. It would give us more room for friends. And, of course, it would cost money.

But, after this little misadventure, we think we'll just hang on to what we have. We don't want to risk having some new, fancy Jeep getting all dinged up. No way!

#100

It was smooth sailing across Utah today. The weather was gorgeous. The moose was perfect. We made a Walmart stop to stock up along the way and we found everything we needed (and then some). This afternoon we checked in at what could be a new favorite park. And, we reached a milestone.

This park marks our 100th stop as fulltime RVers!

It's something to think that in nearly two years we've called 100 places home. No wonder that checking in, setting up and heading out feels like second nature to us. It is!

This milestone has had us reflecting on all those spots, and thinking about our favorites and not so favorites, places where we really want to return and others that we'll skip next time.

Already we've had a few repeats.

This is our "home" park whenever we're back in the Kansas City area. It's nothing (and we mean really nothing) fancy. It's old. It's tight and not very level. But, it's centrally located near family and friends. And, the folks that run the place are as friendly as can be. They take good care of us. We've made four stops there to date, and we'll definitely be back.

This park is shouting distance from service centers for Freightliner, Cummins, Ford and probably more. We've stopped here twice when we needed service. If you're passing through Kansas City, this is a dandy place to stop. It's not far from many of Kansas City's top attractions, including one really fun amusement park. It's not the quietest spot in town, but it's a fine park.

We have family in this Southwest Missouri town. With no Monett parks listed at rvparkreviews.com, we thought we'd have to park miles away. When our family members told us about this little park just east of town, we were delighted. After our first visit, we posted it on rvparkreviews.com. We've visited this simple but comfortable park twice and look forward to returning.

With four stops in Kansas City to date, it's no surprise that most of our "repeat" stops are on the way to or from our old home town. This KOA, just off the Kansas Turnpike, is a comfortable place to overnight on our way south.

It's because of this park that I've yet to visit the National Quilting Museum in Paducah, KY! Our first time through we had plans to stop in Paducah, but we decided to keep driving and stopped at Whittington Woods. It is the perfect place for an overnight. It's just off the highway, yet it's calm, shady, level and comfortable. And, the couple that runs the place is as friendly as can be. We've stayed twice and will be back. But, one of these days we're going to have to stop in Paducah!

Tennessee is one of our favorite states, and Spring Lake is one of the reasons. We've stopped here twice and look forward to stopping again. It's a small park that's in a relaxing setting. And, the couple that runs this place is a gem, too.

We spent one week here and decided to come back for a month the next winter. One month turned into three. That's just how this place is. We love Texas Hill Country in general and Kerrville in particular. And, if you're going to stay in Kerrville, nothing beats Buckhorn. It's a great space with wonderful people and just the right amount and kind of activities for our taste. We'll definitely be back.

Once upon a time, we joked that every Tiffin motorhome on the road was programmed to head to Red Bay, AL. But, after two trips for service at Camp Winnebago, we don't joke about that anymore.

With 100 stops under our fulltiming belts, picking our favorites is easy. No surprise, a few of our "repeat" parks are among our favorites. We were going to list our Top Five, but that was too hard. So, here's our Top 10. Of course, the criteria for our Top 10 is completely subjective. What works for us may or may not work for you.

Our Top Ten

1. Buckhorn Lake Resort

2. Spring Lake RV Resort

We are big fans of COE Campgrounds. And, when our friend Lisa and her family invited us and a bunch of our RVing friends to come to her home park and hang out for a couple of weeks last fall, we were all over it. This place is gorgeous. We absolutely love it.

In our second week as fulltimers we stopped by here to meet up with our Godfadda and Juanita. We met dear friends Sue and Doug and had an amazing week exploring the Oregon coast. Owners Tim and Cindy are the best in the business. Bar none. It's a simple park, but we enjoyed it immensely.

We were lucky to snag four nights here midweek last Summer. There's tons of space, which makes you feel like you're in the middle of nowhere. Yet, your just minutes from the Denver Tech Center. The best of both worlds. We loved it!

You can eat off your site here, if you feel like it. It's that spic and span! This was our second stop as fulltimers. And, we're the first to admit, it spoiled us. Bend is a great town and this is a wonderful park to call home base while you're there.

As we've said before, this is the coolest campground ever. But, seriously, it might just be the best place to overnight, anywhere. Located just south of I-70, smack dab halfway between Denver and Kansas City, this is one scenic, calm and peaceful spot to overnight in western Kansas.

We stayed there three or four nights and it rained the whole time. But, even with that, this place was awesome. From this peaceful locale you're just minutes away from all the sights in and around Little Rock.

We visited family on Hilton Head and were glad to find this pleasant, attractive and comfortable park very close to where they lived.

We stopped here for an overnight after trekking across South Dakota. We felt so welcome and comfortable that we stayed for three.

Now, we've only been here a few hours. But, we're here to tell you about a park that's definitely in the running for one of our favorites.

When we arrived this afternoon the three folks in the office introduced themselves and greeted us with a handshake! (That's never happened!) We found our way to our lovely and comfortable site. After we had settled in for the evening, we were camped in our loungers, enjoying the very comfortable late evening temps. A cheery gentleman in a golf cart pulled up and introduced himself. "I'm Joe," he said. "And, I'm here to welcome you." Now, THAT has NEVER happened! We had a great conversation and look forward to getting to know Joe over the next month. It's really too early to say, but we really think we're going to like it here!

At the bottom of our list are the places where we vow never to return. Thankfully, it's a short list.

Our Bottom Five

1. Portal RV Resort, Moab, UT
2. Birchwood RV Park, Durham, NC
3. Clementz’s Northcountry Campground and Cabins, Newberry, MI
4. Pioneer RV Resort, Port Aransas, TX
5. Canyon Lake Resort, Mission, TX

Since they're sitting there at the bottom of our list, we don't really feel the need to comment on these bottom five. But, if you have questions, please let us know.

Of course, you can read our reviews to almost all of the parks we've stayed in here. (We're just a wee bit behind.) Love 'em or hate 'em, we tell it like it is.

There's a part of us that can't believe we've parked ourselves 100 times already. But, in a way, it seems like it's been so many more. Cheers to the first 100. Here's to the next!

The Rest of the Story

With big questions about our unsolved coolant level issue, and the forecast of big bad winds along most of our route, we were committed to get out of Grand Junction early this morning. We were up and moving around by 6 a.m. In the 7 o'clock hour we were hitched up and ready to roll. Our early morning timeline went something like this.

7:30:00 a.m.
We fired up the moose.

7:30:30 a.m.
We got the dreaded amber "check engine" light and the "low coolant" warning.

7:31:00 a.m.
The amber warning light changed to red and "check engine" changed to "stop engine".

7:31:30 a.m.
Bullwinkle's big ol' Cummins engine shut itself down.

7:31:34 a.m.
Paul placed a call to Freightliner Custom Chassis.

Were we miffed? Sure. But, most of all, we were glad that this mysterious problem revealed itself the morning after a day in service, within the safety of an RV park, just 1.5 miles away from a Freightliner service facility. There certainly could have been worse places. Much worse.

Let's go back to our timeline.

7:40:00 a.m.
Paul receives a call back from Freightliner Custom Chassis. The local dealer will put a tech in a truck and be at our site within the hour.

7:40:30 a.m.
Paul and Mary are thankful that we don't have to have the moose towed and Freightliner is coming to us, for a change.

8:50:00 a.m.
Joe. a tech from the local Freightliner service center, shows up.

8:50:30 a.m.
Paul and Mary decide Joe is the man. We offer our ticket to freedom coffee, a chair, whatever he needs.

8:55:00 a.m.
Joe plugs his computer into the moose's back end and sees the essential and previously elusive "code".

8:55:10 a.m.
Paul and Mary shout "Halleluiah"! With a code Joe has something to fix!!!

8:57:00 a.m.
Joe goes back to the shop to get more tools.

9:15:00 a.m.
Joe comes back with more tools. We offer him coffee, water, whatever.

9:25:00 a.m.
From deep inside our rear clothes closet, Joe pulls out the suspected faulty low coolant control module. It's a credit card size part that retails for about $30.

9:25:45 a.m.
Joe plugs in the new module.

9:26:00 a.m.
Mary fires up the moose. All is well. No lights. No chimes. No warnings.

9:36:00 a.m.
After hanging around listening to the moose warm up with no problems, Joe bids us adieu. We shake his hand, offer our humble thanks and practically kiss his feet.

9:40:00 a.m
The much-anticipated wind starts to blow in Grand Junction.

9:45:00 a.m.
Paul and Mary have the moose and squirrel in travel mode.

9:45:30 a.m.
We got the heck out of town!

For the next four-plus hours Paul fought the wind. Honestly, if our rational minds had been in charge today we would have stayed put in Grand Junction. After all, we knew this wind was coming. But, a mix of frustration, fatigue and happy delirium sent us west on I-70 anyway. We sailed past the nearly-out-of-its-banks Colorado River and back into Utah. Along I-70 the wind was difficult, but not really that bad. Then we headed south, directly into the wind, toward Hanksville and Torrey.

On a normal day, this would be an amazing scenic drive. Today, it was a two lane horror. I didn't appreciate any of the scenery we passed by. And, Paul saw nothing of it. At two or three points we hit crosswinds that were at least 50 mph. Maybe 60. Our driver's side slide topper howled. Paul wrestled the moose down the curvy, hilly, narrow road at a crawl. It took us an hour to travel 30 miles.

But, at the end of the road we made it to our scenic site just outside Capitol Reef National Park. Even in a gale force wind, the place is scenic and peaceful. It's the perfect place for us to recharge our batteries for the next five days.

And, that's exactly what we'll do. Already, the winds have calmed. Tomorrow we have absolutely nothing on our agenda. We're just gonna chill.

Tonight, we're tired. We're thankful. We're hopeful that our problems have been solved.

For now, anyway.

No Codes

Ugh.

It was just one of those kind of days. Of course, I know, in the big scheme of things this is all really nothing. I'm trying to learn. I'm trying to be patient. Really, I am. But.....

So, we were up and dressed and slides in and jacks up before eight this morning. Minutes later we arrived at the local Freightliner service facility. We stepped inside and explained our situation: Two issues, both under warranty. Our request was simple: Take care of them both, please.

With that we were off. We had breakfast at IHOP. Then, stopped by Home Depot and Sutherland's for a couple of things. A couple hours after we dropped off the moose, we cruised by the parking lot. The moose hadn't moved.

Ugh.

Today's forecast temperature in Grand Junction was in the high 80s. Transporting two crated cats in the back of our Jeep, this number mattered to us....a lot. We kept the AC blazing. And, everywhere we stopped (Kohl's, Bed Bath and Beyond and wherever the hell else) we parked in the shade. We even went back to our RV park and signed up for another night. There, we visited with the cheerful workcampers. We were gone for hours. Freightliner had our number, but we received nary a call.

Just after 1PM we decided to locate the local KOA, which turned out to be nearly 10 miles away from the Freightliner place. It was fine, but far away. With the temperature rising we decided to make a pass by the service center. The good news was the moose was in a bay. The bad news was they hadn't found all the problems.

The leaky wheel bearing was a piece of cake. It would be a two or three hour job and the Freightliner place was all over it. In fact, one staffer said they've seen a lot of this: New motorhomes with leaky wheel bearings. Seems the chassis manufacturer aren't tightening every bolt the way they should. (If you have a late model Freightliner chassis, you might want to think about having your wheel bearings checked. Just sayin'!)

The low coolant sensor was another issue. Freightliner couldn't pick up any codes from the engine, because we had started it since there was a problem. (Well, that's how it is when you shut down on the side of the road. You just want to turn the key and get moving. Imagine that!) So, with no codes, there was no problem to diagnose. So, there was no solution to offer. They tested the coolant probes, which checked out fine. They ran a pressure check on the coolant system and that checked out OK, too. So, what to do?

Time to call Freightliner Custom Chassis!

Paul did just that. And, although FCC has two, count 'em two, previous reports of this intermittent problem, there was seemingly nothing that could be done. And, if we wanted to have the engine reprogrammed to not shut us down when we have the stupid not really low low coolant warning, it would be on our dime and likely void our factory warranty.

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!

By now, our tempers were running really short and our kitties were getting really hot. (Absolutely no pets are allowed in this Freightliner service facility waiting area!) So, we trotted back to our RV park and set up camp in the "rec room", and we use that term very loosely. It was cool and out of the sun. So, we really can't complain. We sat there for another couple of hours before Paul headed back to the service center to see what was up.

Allegedly, the service center had heard from FCC. And, allegedly, there was nothing they could do about it.

Of course, Paul gave them a piece of his mind. Reminding FCC of the liability of a motorhome shutting down on the side of the highway....all because of some stupid engine program that says "shut down" when the coolant level is absolutely fine. But, no luck. There was nothing that could be done.

With our leaky wheel fixed, we decided to call it a day. We got our hot kitties, tired bodies, moose and squirrel back to our spot for another night.

So, we're half fixed. Kinda. Sorta.

Tomorrow, we're headed to Torrey. We're leaving early to avoid some bad ass winds that are heading this way. And, oh yeah, the Colorado River is expected to crest soon near I-70 at the Colorado-Utah state line! And, everything is going to be fine. But, if we get an engine shutdown, I'm dialing Freightliner. And, it won't be pretty.

More later, hopefully, from Torrey.